Supermassive Café Deth (2024)

Taking cues from the awe-inspiring gravitational singularity at the heart of our galaxy, Supermassive Café Deth emerges as the nexus of a hypothetical bourbon barrel-aged stout-coffee spectrum. Meticulously aged for eighteen months, this slightly sweet fusion of Deth's Tar converges with the freshly roasted Dark Matter coffee, boasting a ratio of ten pounds per oak barrel. Savor it straightaway or cellar chilled for future enjoyment.