Stewarts Black Cherry Spiked Seltzer

DO NOT EVER GET THESE. I was hoping that these seltzer’s would bring back some nostalgia from my younger days when I’d crush some Stewart’s root beer on the boardwalk while walking around with my friends but these seltzer’s did just the opposite. I hate my childhood now and the thoughts of drinking Stewart’s beverages have forever been tainted. All 4 flavors are awful and I mean AWFUL. I can easily say these are by far the worst seltzer’s on the market and I hope they are discontinued soon so that nobody else has to experience the pure disgust that these entail. Please for anyone who reads my review don’t waste your money on these and choose anything else in the world. If you were curious what the taste is like I’ll try to give my best and honest description. The root beer flavor taste like asshole, the orange cream flavor taste like sweaty asshole, the black cherry taste like a Capri sun mixed with asshole, and the raspberry lime taste like perfume with a hint of asshole.

DO NOT EVER GET THESE. I was hoping that these seltzer’s would bring back some nostalgia from my younger days when I’d crush some Stewart’s root beer on the boardwalk while walking around with my friends but these seltzer’s did just the opposite. I hate my childhood now and the thoughts of drinking Stewart’s beverages have forever been tainted. All 4 flavors are awful and I mean AWFUL. I can easily say these are by far the worst seltzer’s on the market and I hope they are discontinued soon so that nobody else has to experience the pure disgust that these entail. Please for anyone who reads my review don’t waste your money on these and choose anything else in the world. If you were curious what the taste is like I’ll try to give my best and honest description. The root beer flavor taste like asshole, the orange cream flavor taste like sweaty asshole, the black cherry taste like a Capri sun mixed with asshole, and the raspberry lime taste like perfume with a hint of asshole.